In its stead, let's see how my first batch of links goes, shall we?
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer ... Ozzie, and the Straw. (I Dislike Your Favorite Team)
Amanda Beard is finally nekkid. Awesome! (With Leather)
Washington Capitals Owner Ted Leonsis has a blog, and he likes to pimp hockey. (Ted's Take)
It's still not too late to vote for your favorite Sports Movie of All-Time. The first round is under way though. (Our Book of Scrap)
Who would you choose as your graduation speaker, if you could pick anyone is the world? Me? I'd go with Tahj Holden. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Who doesn't like Nintendo? I may have to break mine out of the closest and play a little ExciteBike this afternoon. (Ghost of Wayne Fontes)
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call 'mailing it in'!