Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Little Diddy, about Bird and McHale

Two American kids growing up, getting stoned with Mellancamp
Larry gonna be a basketball star
Kevin gets the nugs and hotboxes the car

And, yes, that's a horrible play on the lyrics of Jack and Diane

I’ve known Larry Bird since we were kids. When he was on the Celtics and I was playing in Boston, he and Kevin McHale would come to my dressing room after the show and smoke me under the table.

It definitely doesn't surprise me to hear that these two Celtics greats toked a little weed. I mean, they looked great in green, and they did play in the NBA.

Larry, I have a huge doobie for after game. But don't tell the Chief. He's a real scavenger!

I think it was Charles Barkley who said that over 80% of NBA players smoked dope.

Eh, whatever.

Bird and McHale Used to Smoke John Mellencamp 'Under the Table' (Fanhouse)
Backstage Legends (True Hoop)

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