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Deadspin shows us how smooth Jay Crawford can be. I mean it's Vida you idiot! How could you act like such a douche?

The Commision unearths video of the next great-white hope. I'd really want to keep tabs on this Cody Paul kid. His future could be interesting.

The newly-minted Epic Carnival lets you know how to intimidate everyone in your Fantasy Football Draft. Count me in for at least four of these tactics.

Sons of Sam Malone proves that White Men can actually jump. Yes, this cracker has hops!

Kissing Suzy Kolber has the ultimate guide to the upcoming NFL season. My suggestiojn is to start training now, so you are ready for Week 1.

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Mondesi's House finds yet another terricif picture of Brady Quinn. I've got to imagine that this will definitely be covered on Blog Show this week.

Lion In Oil finds out that Michigan in no longer going to be wearing the Swoosh. Adidas is blowing up kid. Once Beckham arrives, you're going to be seeing a lot more Adidas out there.

Zoner Sports thinks that Albert Pujols is a primadonna. C'mon dude, he should have played last night. It was his own manager for gods sakes!

Steinberg is in Vegas, where he learns they may be another Artest in the NBA soon. Hopefully the two Artest brothers will hook up for one killer R&B album in the near future.

The 700 Level reports that the Phillie Phanatic is the most popular mascot out there. My vote still goes to the Stanford Tree. I mean, what the hell is a phantaic anyway?

The Starting Five scores a Q&A with Etan Thomas. Dear Ernie Grunfeld, please trade Etan Thomas. Signed, Wizards Fans everywhere.

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Winning the Turnover Battle checks in with the ladies who starred in sports flicks during the eraly years in the business. Wow, I never realized that was Hayden Panittiere in Remember the Titans.

Hogs Haven uncovers the Eastern's Motors commercial that I was on the set of a few weeks back. Man, that Jason Campell is a really bad dancer.

Matt Ufford drops by Fanhouse to give some lessons to the MSM on how to credits bloggers. I'm looking at you Sports Illustrated.

Lion in Oil takes a look at the recent soccer 'riot' in Lithuania. The reason they're wearing hooded sweatshirts to to conceal the identity. Duh!

The Offside finds women falling from the sky for the world greatest young footballer. What? This doesn't happen to you just walking down the street?

Sports by Brooks uncovers what could potentially be a bombshell for D.C. area sports. Hookers + Athletes + Scandal = Pure Awesomeness!

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Gilbert Arenas is back and he is as interesting as ever. And yes, he really does want to buy an island. (Gilbert Arenas' NBA Blof)

When Athletes and A-List Celebrities fall in love. (The Realests)

Weathermen are funny, right? (Awful Announcing)

Need to increase the traffic for your sports blog? Here's some help. (The Big Picture)

Lebron James is a sucka MC. (Sports by Brooks)

Barry Bonds is signing Balco merchandise. Probably not a great idea Barry. (Parlayer)

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The Coach of the Argentine National Team doesn't seem to respect the United States, but why should he? (Mad Futbol)

AOL is super happy with The Fanhouse. Don't believe me? Ask the guys running it. (Ballhype)

What is up with John Kruk's hair? (The Sports Hernia)

Personalized autographs from the world of baseball. (Bugs & Cranks)

When guaranteeing a victory, it may be a good idea to schedule a team you know you can beat. (Shake Down Sports)

Hooligan Week will continue later today!

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Puff Daddy, I mean P Diddy, I mean Diddy takes a look at some of the threads sported by the kids on NBA Draft Night. (The Fanhouse)

Is it a moral victory to hang with the Argies for an hour? Not really. (That's On Point)

An absolutely horrible way to lose. (The Offside)

Those guys over at Cold Pizza were some freaks, huh? (The Big Lead)

I never knew this game was called 'Cornhole'. I always just called it 'The Beanbag Game' at the tailgates when we played it. (Sports by Brooks)

It looks like the Wizards drafted the right guy for future Bog Fodder. (DC Sports Bog)

The first ever Slip n' Slide Championships. (Deuce of Davenport)

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Wimbledon is underway. Panties are flying everywhere. No, seriously. (Fan IQ)

A new-age fantasy baseball league. Sign Up Now! (Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog)

Kissing Suzy Kolber is celebrating their first birthday. Head on over and enjoy the party. Watch out for flying Sex Cannons. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

I can't say that I agree with this guy's argument, but to each his own, I guess. (Addicted to Quack)

The Seminoles are having some problems at the Happiest Place on Earth. (Every Day Should be Saturday)

Billiard Trick Shots are Uber Cool! (Deuce of Davenport)

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It's good to see Gilbert back in action. Wish I could have gone to New York with Steinberg this week for BogTV. Probably would have been some gold to found up in Manhatten over the next two days. (Gilbertology) & (DC Sports Bog)

Poor Freddy Adu. I hope he does well in the upcoming U-20 World Cup and finally gets his contract in Europe. Then we'll finally see what we have on our hands. (Rumors and Rants)

Team Gringo beats those Dirty Mexicans! I give all the credit to Frankie Hejduk and his Bob Marley quote on the white board. (US Soccer)

Bobby Boswell is in Venezuela getting ready for Copa America. (BobbyBoswell.com)

Interesting look at ESPN's coverage of the Pacman Saga. (Leave The Man Alone)

Yea, I know, lots of soccer. Eat me.

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Elijah Dukes know the value of the crack rock. He also seems to be quite mental. Don't believe me? Hear it for yourself. (The Big Lead)

Finding the positives in the Nationals 15-1 drubbing at the hands of the Detroit Tigers (The DC Optimist)

Crazy, Crazy Mormon Track Stars (Lion in Oil)

NBA Executives! Come one, Come all! How about getting a pretty good idea of who you're drafting? (Complete Sports)

This is old, but it's a great read. Mainstream Bloggers talk about the jobs. (Ballhype)

A Guide to American Football for all of you wankers out there. (Kissing Suzy Kolber

Lot's of Bengals have been arrested, but who is the baddest of the bunch? (Larry Brown Sports)

Don't forget The Dude's LIVE BLOG later today of Washington Post Live!

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Sorry for the lack of Monday updates. I'm sure the 44 people who have looked at this site today are totally crushed. I was out at an Eastern's Motors commercial shoot today with Steinberg. Great Success! Look for the footage to hit Comcast Sportsnet on Wednesday (although there is a week's worth og BogTV on the hour+ of tape that I shot.

It's fixing to be a busy week for The Dude, so today's lackluster effort could become somewhar of a trend for the next few days. Good news is I will be doing another Live Blog for Washington Post Live on Wednesday. Apparently somebody liked it.

Without further to do.

DC United seems to be back and there's only one place where every DC sports fan can rejoice in peace. (The DC Optimist)

I don't know if being in the TV Business makes this funnier to me, but I guarantee you a laugh if you give it a whirl. (Our Book of Scrap)

Speaking of Live Blogging, the NCAA isn't a big fan. (We are the Postmen)

Serena Williams has a ginormous buttocks! (Sports by Brooks)

Cricket, Anyone? (Awful Announcing)

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I was planning on doing a whole post on the Comcast Sportsnet Softball Team this morning, but our games were postponed due to a waterlogged field. We're locked in a heated divisional race right now and the tension is high. I figured it was the perfect time for the Dude to break out the camera and take a few shots for blog. Oh well.

In its stead, let's see how my first batch of links goes, shall we?

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer ... Ozzie, and the Straw. (I Dislike Your Favorite Team)

Amanda Beard is finally nekkid. Awesome! (With Leather)

Washington Capitals Owner Ted Leonsis has a blog, and he likes to pimp hockey. (Ted's Take)

It's still not too late to vote for your favorite Sports Movie of All-Time. The first round is under way though. (Our Book of Scrap)

Who would you choose as your graduation speaker, if you could pick anyone is the world? Me? I'd go with Tahj Holden. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Who doesn't like Nintendo? I may have to break mine out of the closest and play a little ExciteBike this afternoon. (Ghost of Wayne Fontes)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call 'mailing it in'!